May 14th
Transparency
Good Morning All
I have been trying my darnedest to ignore my Medium stats and write what passes through this warped little mind.
I’m afraid my peanut pales compared to those I may read or communicate with, but I try.
I have an itch I have been unable to scratch on Medium. Some may consider the issue serious. Audience, as in readers and followers.
I am not the bang-the-drum type running along the sands, yelling, “There is a giant on the beach.”. I much prefer my reading friends to make their way to me naturally and then remain in residence.
But we both know how this works, and my progress as a writer is related to curb appeal and followers. Since my cartoon, may I say, is not too shabby. That puts you, the reader, smack dab center in the Starburst Juicedratic Equation.
No surprise there, as you are the reason I write.
OK, you’re one of the reasons I write.
Sigh, a-l-r-i-g-h-t.
I have no choice but to spill my guts in words masquerading as a clever sentence. Are you happy now?
A-n-y-w-a-y!
Like most of you, I had hoped to have higher numbers in views, readings, and die-hard fans.
OK, maybe not die-hard.
How about showing up more often than not?
My God, you’re a tough crowd.
Hey, If you have stuck around long enough to read this sentence. You know I have mastered the art of writing about nothing!
Are you paying attention, Jerome Allen Seinfeld?
So tell your friends about me!
Your baker, your beautician, your butcher, your brother-in-law, or anyone else who will listen without trying to commit you.
I’m serious. I plead, even your mother-in-law.
Get the word out that there is a starving artist cartoon character desperate for your attention, love and support.
Everyone wants to be loved!
Even a want-to-be author.
No harm came to any cartoon character during the exercise of this share.
